Contextless Pictures We Doubt Would Make Sense Even With The Backstory

The internet is a vast and mysterious place, filled with all kinds of strange and bizarre content. Facebook, one of the most popular social media platforms in the world, is no exception. Among the millions of photos and videos shared on the platform, there are some that stand out as particularly strange and inexplicable.

These are some of the strangest pictures we have come across on Facebook, funnily enough, on a group named Images with No Context. Don’t let the lackluster title deceive you. Some of these pictures are the most horrendous, funny, or even downright toe-curling images we have seen.

How about combing through the collection we have here? Tell us how you felt, and what it was exactly about these pictures lacking context that made you feel that way.

All images in this article are courtesy of Images with No Context on Facebook.

Cushion for Impact

Skateboarding is a popular pastime that has been around for decades. It takes a lot of skill and practice to wheel around with ease, and riding a mini skateboard is even tougher. Thanks to this Facebook group, we found the ultimate mini skateboard for pros only.

Someone had the great idea of using hotdog buns as the deck! This is perfect for all the skaters who complain about sore feet. With this, you’ll feel like you’re traveling on a cloud. When you’re done, roll down to the local pond and feed the birds with your board.

Nifty Thinking

Can you imagine pulling up to a drive-thru and asking for your condiments on the side, poured straight into your ashtray? It’s better than having to go to work with your shirt tainted with splotches of ketchup or ranch. Don’t lie; we’ve all been there.

And think about it—how often do you use that tiny compartment? Probably never. Best fill it with your favorite garden salad dressing, with or without ash on, for a kick of flavor. We’re sure it’ll go well with nuggets or a bucket of chicken.

New Age Solution

This one is messing with our brains. This picture just goes to show how good marketing is that we can identify a product by just one characteristic—the shape, color, logo, or even font. We hope no one fell for this switch-a-roo.

Though this does give us an idea. Using Elmer’s twistable lid on a Heinz tomato ketchup bottle is a clever and practical solution to an age-old problem—the struggle to get every last drop of ketchup out of the bottle. Just make sure you wash it first!

Good to Go

This guy is toast! He looks up at the wall clock, and finds that he doesn’t have enough time to eat breakfast if he wants to make it to school before the first bell rings. He looks longingly at his toaster, willing it to toast faster.

Thanks to this genius idea, he can now make it to school on time while munching on some fresh toast en route. Of course, he might have forgotten that a toast machine needs to be plugged in to work, but we don’t want to be the ones to spoil his morning.

Burrow or Hop

When it comes to fashion, there’s no shortage of weird and wonderful trends out there. But a male mannequin with a rabbit mask worn on his head? That’s a whole new level of strange. Was this designer inspired by Donnie Darko?

Because we’ll tell you one thing for sure; seeing this mannequin from the corner of our eye nearly gave us a heart attack—just what you’d expect from a good thriller film. We didn’t know if we needed to burrow a hole in the ground or hop away.

Amen!

Father knew that he had to perform his solemn vow as a priest, but he had to do it safely and socially distance himself as he completed his tasks. How was he ever going to baptize this baby girl and welcome her into the Church of Christ?

Sometimes, to work with kids, you need to think like one. So, Father got out his handy water gun to fulfill the sacred ritual. The title “Priest aims [water] gun at a toddler during baptism” sounds like a title from The Onion.

Going Vegan

Well, it looks like Willy Wonka’s garden is in full bloom. One of the Ooma Loompas spotted a wriggling worm snacking on one of the garden’s delicate bushes. We’re not sure if this is a new hybrid strain of candy or just some kind of sugar-coated miracle, but we’re impressed.

Think of the possibilities—gummy bear bushes, Skittle shrubs, and licorice vines (pun very much intended). It’d be the candy garden of Eden. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s a small step for candy-kind, but a giant leap for sugar-loving botanists.

We Dare You To…

As we wandered through the woods, something caught our attention—a portal that seemed to beckon us forward. From afar we could only see bare, gnarly trees that spanned the entire forest. Farther ahead, was pitch-black darkness. Would you dare to step in?

The air hummed with magic, as soon as we stepped into that portal. It was as if we were taken to another dimension, a place where the rules of nature were different. We felt a sense of awe and wonder…then horror, as we saw the portal behind us closing.

Right About Ready

It looks like we’ve found a new way to cook hot dogs—and it’s not on a grill. Some adventurous chef has decided to use cooling lava to cook a dozen weiners. Why use a barbecue when you can use the raw power of nature? It’s the ultimate in outdoor cooking.

Or fill that basket with marshmallows and have an explosive s’more-making session. But be careful—you don’t want to get too close to the lava. Otherwise, you might end up with more than just a well-done hot dog or sticky s’more. Crispy chef, anyone?

Na’vi Trying This

For a second here, we thought that this guy was dressing himself up as a member of the Na’vi tribe. These feet looked awfully like the indigenous species that lived on Pandora, but upon closer inspection, we saw that he was only wearing surgical gloves.

It’s unclear whether he’s trying to be eco-friendly and reuse his gloves, or if he just ran out of socks. Either way, he’s certainly turning heads. With his blue feet and tall, lanky frame, he looks like a cross between a Smurf and a surgical technician.

Another Alternative

This man couldn’t believe his eyes. His hand blindly reached for the toilet roll holder, only to find it empty. He hoped that, miraculously, a toilet roll would appear out of nowhere. Instead, he found a plastic splatula laying on the empty holder.

His eye twitched. Was he going to have to swallow his pride and shout for an emergency roll? He gulped, gathering up the courage, when he spotted a magazine in the corner. It wasn’t the most hygenic option, but it was better than nothing, right?

What Gave Him Away

No, it’s not a new breed or some kind of bizarre genetic mutation, but rather a case of mistaken identity. One woman thought she had picked up the missing ingredient, only to hear it bark at her. Have you ever seen a dog with a head that looks like a vegetable?

From a distance, the dog’s head did look a lot like this vegetable. It didn’t help that his brown fur nearly had the same hue too. It just goes to show that sometimes, things aren’t always what they seem – even in the produce section.

Good Enough to Eat

We have found a new way to enjoy Nutella—and it is not on toast. Apparently, some people are now rubbing the beloved chocolate spread all over their smartphones. Reckon it’s a guaranteed way to keep your boss from Face-Timing you?

“Oh sorry, it seems that my phone is broken. We’ll just have to reschedule the meeting.” Your voice is muffled before you delectably lick at the sheen of Nutella over your phone. At least you’re not lying, and you get a treat for telling the truth!

The Real Surprise

Have you ever seen a cat with wide-set eyes? It’s like they’re constantly surprised by everything around them. One particular cat, aptly named “Surprised Kitty,” had eyes so wide that they looked like they might pop out of her head at any moment.

But alas, the real surprise had been in this man’s perception. He held his eyeglasses a couple of inches from his face, then took a shot with his phone from that view. This goes to show that he might as well be blind without a decent pair of glasses on.

Unrest

There’s nothing more frustrating than trying to plug something in, only to find that the socket is on the other side of the wall. It’s like the universe, or more likely, your landlord is playing a cruel joke on you. That should be enough justification to lower the rent.

Imagine trying to trace this plug from the socket to the electrical device. At least you’d get some exercise walking back and forth as you “unplug and plug in” your wonky device. No more lazy couch potato days for you!

Slip On

Have you ever considered using cabbages as slippers? No? Well, you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest pleasures. Not only are they eco-friendly, but they’re also incredibly comfortable. Just imagine the feeling of your toes sinking into a soft, leafy cabbage cushion after a long day at work.

They might not be the most stylish footwear out there, but who needs fashion when you have the perfect combination of form and function? Need another reason to try them on? The fresh vegetable can effectively mask the smell of your stinky feet.

Must be the Coupons

We’ve all had those moments at the grocery store when a sudden craving hits. They say never to shop when you’re hungry, but there’s no accounting for cravings. This person must’ve been overwhelmed by a desire to snack on a banana.

“Just what do you need these many bananas for?” The cashier looked at her, trying to be polite and not judgemental. The shopper blushed with embarrassment. “Put them in a box, please.” The guy started punching away, and every now and then looked disbelievingly and disapprovingly at her.

Open Mind

Cooking can be a daunting task, especially when faced with the challenge of preparing meat as it must be properly cooked. But what’s this? It’s still moving? Apparently this is actually a common dilemma faced by pet owners everywhere—furry thieves snooping in the pot.

It’s not uncommon to find a stray clump of fur in your kitchen, either from your furry friend or just floating around in the air. The key is to remain calm and approach the situation with an open mind—white sauce or red sauce?

Snuffing The Debate

Shrimp and chocolate: two things that are undeniably delicious on their own, but would they work together? We wouldn’t want a bite of it. We reckon it’s as strange as a pineapple on a pizza (and we’re not trying to start a debate). Look for yourself and tell us if you’d order a batch of that.

Suddenly, the cookie is no longer a sweet treat but a seafood feast. We can hear the confused taste buds now, caught between happiness and horror. Let’s snuff another debate right here and now. Shrimp does not go with chocolate cookies.

Literally, Fresh

Is there anything better than pouring fresh, cold milk straight from the box onto a heaping bowl of cereal? It’s a simple pleasure that brings joy to countless breakfast lovers worldwide. But what if we told you there was a way to make it even better?

All you have got to do is to poke three holes into that carton cow. Now you have the appeal of fresh milk without needing to tend to a cow. Just make sure to patch up those holes before putting the milk back in the fridge.

Class Gives the Same Vibes

Entering the “smile room” was supposed to be a joyful experience, but for those who dared to go inside, it was anything but. The entrance was decorated with bright colors and cartoon characters, but there was something off about it.

Beyond, there was only darkness. People were afraid to peek in, lest there be a sinister character that jumped out of the shadows and pulled them in. People were uneasy at the very thought of going inside the smile room. Maybe they were better off wearing their frowns.

Non-conformist Asians

For Westerners, it can be difficult to eat with chopsticks, but anyone born in east Asia can pick up just a single grain of rice with perfect dexterity. However, in this modern day, it’s becoming apparent that not everything can be eaten with a pair of wooden sticks.

Ain’t no hamburger that’ll be stopping this man from eating his food the traditional way. He nimbly gets his chopsticks ready, stares at the burger, and put his desterity to the est. Does this guy have amazing grip strength or what?

Cheeky

Aren’t unclear instructions frustrating? You want to do the job right, but you’re left trying to figure it out on your own. This man was desperate to cross the road as instructed, but was left confused and angry as he lay on the cement.

He followed the instructions to the letter. Where could he have possibly messed up? Would you be kind enough to help this man to his feet and point him to the right direction? People can’t figure out whether to stop or to go see him lying on his back like that.

Smart Kid

It’s not uncommon for children to express their dislike for school. Waking up early, sitting through long classes, and completing homework assignments can be a dreary day for any child. Well, it looks like this kid came to reality sooner than we did!

There, there now; school isn’t that bad. Here, how about we teach you a new trick. One finger goes over the ctrl button, whilst the other over the z. Press on both at the same time. Wish that were true in real life too!

Ignore Me

As the car ride continued, we couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of this guy’s costume. The man remained completely still throughout the entire ride, never once breaking character or revealing his true identity. He was committed to the role.

So… do you think he was acting or did he have other intentions in mind? It’d be a pain to be mistaken as a seat if you had to carry around packages or your old Uncle Mike. We might consider if you had us cradle a bucket of chicken, though.

Gotta Have ‘Em

Did you know that Ed Sheeran loved ketchup so much that he had it tattooed on him? That’s a lifetime commitment reserved for true fans of the condiment. But we might’ve found his match; this young woman bathes with a bottle of ketchup every day!

Sure, ketchup may give her hair a nice red hue, but it also contains vinegar, salt, and sugar that can wreak havoc on your scalp. And don’t even get us started on the smell. She’ll be walking around smelling like a fast-food joint for days.

The Real Catwoman

In 2020, everyone as stocking up on boxes upon boxes of masks. It was the best way to stay safe in those uncertain times. And we always made sure to have a mask handy for every family member. Mom, dad, the kids, and even the cat!

She might have struggled with it a bit, but her human mom made sure to create holes where her eyes could peer into. The mask didn’t stay on for long, as cats are experts at shedding unwanted accessories. We’re glad this pet parent managed to snap a pic of it.

Fresh Catch

One can only imagine the surprise and confusion of the driver as he suddenly found himself colliding with a fish mid-air. Did the fish not see the car coming? It might have been able to flop away if it had. Or perhaps it was the driver that didn’t see the fish…

In any case, it’s safe to say that the fish probably regretted its momentary airborne adventure. And as for the Subaru driver, they likely have a fishy story that they’ll be telling for years to come. But at least, this driver came home with dinner for a week.

When They Say Live Outdoors

These folks take camping seriously. If you agree to a weekend away, just know that they’ll throw away your cellphone if they so much as see you fumbling for it. No butane tanks or cigarette lighters, either. It’s campfires and matches all the way.

Look at what they did the last time one of their camping companions tried to bring along a toilet. The unsuspecting person just wanted to go comfortably, but the avid campers abided by their motto to live and breathe and be one with nature.

It’s Called Trust

It seems like our banana lover from earlier was having a problem with their roommates stealing their beloved bunches. No matter how hard they tried, the berries (yes, they’re berries) kept disappearing until there was a lone banana on the counter.

There was nowhere to hide it until they were ready for their snack. Desperate and lacking other options, it was time to employ the best way to keep out thieves—a lock! We hate to tell them that this method won’t do much, other than cause confusion.

Sorry For the Lack of Judgment

After having gone into a fight with his girl, this guy knew that the only way he could make amends was to buy her some food. It had to be something good enough to get her mind off of what happened. Too bad it was all he could think about at the bakery.

We hope she watches a lot of YouTube, otherwise she’ll be left thinking her significant other is illiterate, too. If you don’t know what we’re referring to, years ago, someone released a video compliation of all the ways people misspelled pregnant.

I’ll Hold Please

Desperate and in pain, this person dragged herself to the nearest telephone booth. It was only a couple meters away, but it took her an eternity to reach it. Unfortunately, the relief she felt was quickly replaced with dispair as she read the instructions in red.

She tried not to panic, but she couldn’t see any other alternative to contact emergency services. They might as well have cut the telephone lines for all she cared. It was a good thing that her only emergency was a cracked nail.

Genius

Encountering a genius is like stumbling upon a rare and precious gem. It’s a moment of awe and wonder that leaves you feeling both inspired and intimidated. You know you have met one when you find an invention such as this.

It seems pretty simple, but how come no one has bothered to make a staple of this door design? We bet that the person who created this has an exceptional level of intelligence, creativity and innovation. There’s just no other explanation!

The Unlikely Prisonbreak

Chickens watching CCTV cameras is a strange and slightly surreal image. It’s hard to imagine what they might be thinking as they watch the screens, or what kind of insights they might be able to glean from the footage, but it’s clearly important.

We’ll take a wild guess. The one below is thinking, “is the mad cow making a dash for it?” She flutters towards the head of the bed where she smothers her eggs with warmth. She sees the footage flicker, but other than that, everything was clear.

Seller Beware

You’ve got to be more discerning when shopping online. We have been receiving reports of fake PC mouses being sold in bulk. People can’t tell them apart from the genuine ones, except if you plug them into the PC. It only works for optical mice.

Given the choice between a real mouse and a PC mouse, most of us would opt for the latter. After all, the real mouse might be cute and cuddly, but it’s not exactly known for its productivity and efficiency. So, let’s just leave the real mouse to its own devices and stick with our trusty PC mice.

Low Blood Sugar

Say, for argument’s sake, that your hand is a pancake. Would it be okay to pour pancake syrup all over it? Well, it depends. It’s only okay if you make a cup with your hand and raise the edge to your lips.

So, while the idea of having a pancake hand might be amusing, let’s stick to pouring syrup on actual pancakes instead. And let’s give our poor hands a break—they have enough to deal with already without being turned into breakfast.

All Grown Up

Move over, Barbie, there’s a new All-American teenager in town, and she’s made of felt and fur. Meet Grittney, Gritty’s younger sister. With her sassy attitude, funky hairstyle, and her bare wardrobe, Grittney is the epitome of cool. Unlike her bro, she’s head of the cheerleading squad.

She’s got all the latest gadgets, knows all the newest dance moves, and even has her own TikTok account. But let’s be real, she’s basically a muppet. So while she might be able to rock bikini, she’s just for show and the real girl is hiding just beneath the felt.

Fancy Some Wings?

This guy wasn’t expecting this unwelcome intruder, but he was certain what to do with it now that it had landed its filthy feet into his bowl. He had lost his appetite altogether, and was craving some wings…for some reason.

Does he shoo the bird away and let it live, or does he give it a couple more seconds to burrow its feet in his dinner? For sure, he deeply disliked this surprise, and it took him a couple of seconds to decide he’ll be ordering takeout instead.

Caffeine-Induced

This snack is both intriguing and confusing. On one hand, it sounds like a great way to keep the perfect serving of soup ready in the freezer. On the other hand, a diluted cup of SpaghettiOs is a surefire way to ruin your appetite.

If you’re pressed for time, just pop these in your mouth and you can have some mess-free soup on teh go. Users claim that it has helped them store their noodles for longer periods of time, but many claim that whoever invented this was sorely lacking sleep.

Rip In Case of Emergency

This school has been receiving lots of reports of its students eating healthily. Their grades have gone up, they’re fighting less with their parents, and they have the energy for soccer practice. It is so uncharacteristic of teenagers, and sure enough it caught the attention of officials.

What do you think they did? Well, they hung lots of these chips around the school, in case any of the teens felt the urge to eat. They needed their teenagers cranky and rebellious. Without them, who do they have to lord over and teach how to behave properly?